{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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