{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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Sir Andrew McFadyean was a British diplomat, economist, Treasury official, businessman, Liberal politician, publicist and philosopher. He was born at Leith in Scotland and died at St Mary's Hospital, Paddington, London.
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}