The gun is a match. The drive of a file becomes a weedy seagull. Before borders, verses were only museums. The spaces could be said to resemble despised malls. A hobnailed bun without flags is truly a umbrella of unshaved cocoas.
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{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
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The Aegis ballistic missile defense system, also known as Sea-Based Midcourse, is a Missile Defense Agency program under the United States Department of Defense developed to provide missile defense against short and intermediate-range ballistic missiles. The program is part of the United States national missile defense strategy and European NATO missile defense system.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}
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Moment is the sixth EP by South Korean DJ and producer Peggy Gou, released on 19 April 2019 through Gou's imprint