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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}

{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}

{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}

{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do prisoners use to call each other?","punchline":"Cell phones.","id":189}

{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}

{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}

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